The lawn behind the Royal Hawaiian used to be much larger; but
with the addition of many shops along
Many people were in
We agreed to have a race and the finish line would be between two palm trees. I came in first but hadn't realized a rope had been stretched between the trees. I hit it just above my knees and took a nasty spill, lost consciousness and almost immediately awakened in the arms of a Tahitian sword dancer who'd just completed a rigorous performance entertaining the more reasonable guests.
It seemed like a good introduction to a beautiful woman if only she had smelled better